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Venganza!

Notapor Blazer79 » 06 Jul 2006, 17:35

Un hombre esta friendo unos huevos. De pronto, la esposa entra en la cocina.

“Cuidado... ¡¡¡CUIDADO!!! Ponele un poco de aceite. ¡¡¡POR DIOS!!!”

“Estas cocinando demasiados al mismo tiempo ¡¡¡DEMASIADOS!!! ¡¡¡ Dales vuelta!!! ¡¡¡DALES VUELTA AHORA!!!”

“Necesitamos mas aceite. ¡¡¡POR DIOS!!! ¿¿¿vamos a conseguir MAS ACEITE??? ¡¡¡Se van a PEGAR!!! Cuidado... ¡¡¡CUIDADO!!!

“Dije ¡¡¡CUIDADOOOOOO!!! ¡¡¡NUNCA me haces caso cuando cocinas!!! ¡¡¡Nunca!!! ¡¡¡CUIDADO!!! ¡¡¡Dales vuelta!!! ¡¡¡Rápido!!!”

“¿¿¿Estas LOCO??? ¿¿¿Perdiste la CABEZA???”

“No te olvides de echarles sal. Sabes que siempre te olvidas de la sal. Usa la sal. ¡¡¡USA LA SAL!!! ¡¡¡LA SAAAAAALLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....”

El hombre la mira con asombro:
“Pero...... ¿Que p*t*s te pasa?¿Crees que no puedo freír un par de huevos?”

La mujer sonríe y contesta calmadamente:

“Solo quería mostrarte que se siente cuando voy manejando con vos en el carro ¡¡¡grandísimo c*r*te!!!!!!!! “
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Notapor RE91YJ » 07 Jul 2006, 09:30

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY.
NEVER HOLD YOUR FARTS IN BECAUSE THEY TRAVEL UP YOUR SPINE AND INTO YOUR BRAIN AND THATS WHERE YOU GET SHITTY IDEAS FROM.
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"No se trata de lo que tu 4x4 pueda hacer contigo... sino lo que tu puedas hacer con tu 4x4"

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Notapor ALLENGUA » 07 Jul 2006, 15:12

and you also get diarrhea of the mouth !!!! in other word's you start talking sh*t to!!!
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Notapor RE91YJ » 12 Jul 2006, 09:57

"La Jeepeta"
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